What is a corporate life?

What is a corporate life?

1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
Scanner
Printer
Xerox machine

2 I learnt to use 3 high end software
Microsoft word
Microsoft excel
Microsoft power point

3 I learnt to say three very important words for professional life
Yes sir
Ok sir
I'll just do that sir

4 I learnt to use 3 great short cuts
Ctrl+c
Ctrl+v
Ctrl+s

5 when I really wanted to quit, I learnt to
Wake up early
Sleep late
Continue to work

6 I learnt to give reasons to family , friends and relatives for not making
Phone calls
Messages
Mails

7 I learnt to
Face Monday
Fight for next 5 days
Wait for Sunday

8 I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones
Birthdays
New year
Festivals

9 at the end people say
You learnt
You earned
You enjoyed

10 but when I compare me with myself
I just sustained
I just tolerated
I just survived.... for bucks

11 I have survived
For convenience of my family
To avoid blame of society
To get tag of employment ...

BUT……… to get good life..

Along with my IT profession . I am running my own non IT based business on part time basis/now i am planning to come full time. We are expanding and looking for enthusiastic couples/singles who are willing to work on part time basis and expand their income. Interested people may leave their contact numbers in the comments or message me directly.

We might sponsoring an event in Hyderabad this weekend (for Hyderabad people). It would be an amazing event. Especially for people in *jobs* (TIME, DATE ,Venue will be told)

Serius lookers will utilize.. Others will Analyse.. .. Limited Openings..only few openings.. First contact Will be served First.. so hurry up..

" message your contact number .for further communication..."..

Corporate joke

One more positive Jhatka from PM for all private company employees....

1) All private company employees will work only 8hrs.

2) If manager ask to wait more than 8hrs, employee can sue the manager in the court.

3) Employee can take weekly 1day leave apart from sat n sun.

4) Company has to give mandatory 30% rise in annual salary.

5) If employee wants to leave job, Company has to pay his full n final settlement on the last day of his service.

6) None of the employee can be terminated, as they were hired after long rounds of interview.

7) Special privileged leave on birthday, anniversary and celebration at home apart from annual leaves.

8) Minimum 1 hour of rest during working hours.

9) Free membership for extra curricular activities.

Effective from today midnight..