Zara Hatke..Zara Bachke.. Yeh Hai Mumbai Meri Jaan. Funny Bombay

B_O_M_B_A_Y 🌆

Bombay has no Bombs 💣
 and is a harbour ⛵ not a Bay.

Churchgate has neither a
 Church ⛪ nor a Gate. 
It is a railway station 🚉.

There is no Darkness 💡
 in Andheri.

Lalbaag ♨ is neither 
Red nor a Garden 🌴.

No king 🔱 ever stayed at
 Kings Circle 🌀.
Nor did Queen 👸 Victoria
 stay at Victoria 🏢 Terminus.
Nor is there any Princess 👸
 at Princess Street .

Lower Parel is at the same
 level as Parel.

There are no Marines 🚅 
or sailors at Marine Lines.

The Mahalaxmi 🎫 temple 
 is at Haji Ali 🗼 not at Mahalaxmi.

Teen bati 🚥 is a junction of 3 Roads, not three Lamps 🚥.

Trams 🚄 used to terminate at Kings circle 🌀 not Dadar*TramTerminus.
 (Dadar T.T..).

Breach Candy is not a
 Sweetmeat 🐮 market, 
but there is a Hospital 🏥.

There are no Iron 🔔 
smiths at Lohar chawl.
There are no Pot 🍵 makers
 at Kumbhar wada.

Lokhandwala complex 🏬 is
 not an Iron and Steel market 🏯.

Null bazaar 🛀 does not sell Taps.

You will not find Ladyfingers
 🎍at Bhendi Bazar.

Funny Bombay... 

Zara Hatke..Zara Bachke.. Yeh Hai Mumbai Meri Jaan
 😄✌