Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds

*😂Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds*
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TEACHER:    Archana, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now I ask the class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Archana.
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TEACHER:    Mani, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
MANI:          You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER:  Raju, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
RAJU:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
RAJU:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  
(I  Love this child)
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TEACHER:   Aswin, what is the chemical formula for water?
ASWIN:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
ASWIN:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.  
( A Classic)
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TEACHER:   Rani, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
RANI:       Me!
( Bowled Out)
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TEACHER:   Ravi, why do you always get so dirty?        
RAVI:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.  
_( Stunning)
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TEACHER:     Ramesh, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '
RAMESH:         I  is...
TEACHER:     No, Ramesh...... always say, 'I  am.'
RAMESH:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'      
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TEACHER:    Palaniappan not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Mani, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
MANI:          Because  Palaniappan still had  the axe in his hand......    
(Down to Earth)
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TEACHER:    Now, Raghu , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
RAGHU:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
( So Practical)
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TEACHER:       Guru , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
GURU   :         No sir, It's about the same dog.    
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER:    Akshay, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
AKSHAY:     A teacher
(Really Frank)
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PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE EVERY ONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!